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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Why are white women so overly emotional?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
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Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.